Wednesday, July 14, 2021

Thoughts on Tesla Plaid & Long Range Model S 2021 Refresh with Historical Context...






September 5th, 2021 Update: I just published my detailed video review of the new Tesla Model S which you can watch below:


I originally published this article back on July 14th, 2021, but it keeps evolving so I decided to separate it into different parts to make it easier to read.


The first article I split offers my Tesla background with driving a Model P85D since I bought it new in 2015. I highly recommend reading this article to learn how and why I switched from the Lexus LS 460 to the Tesla P85D and how my next car will be a Long Range Tesla Model S. Also, in my linked above article I go into detail on how significantly the Model S has evolved throughout its history. One thing is for certain when you examine the evolution of my rides as seen below is how consistent I am with my color choice of blue :-0


The second article I split off is named "Tesla. The Safest Cars Every Made" which goes into great details on what makes the Tesla Model S, X, 3 and Y the safest cars ever made. I also highly recommend exploring this article as it offers amazing insight into the unprecedented safety Tesla models offer.

I am Turing this article into a detailed review and when I am done updating this article and I feel it is complete, I will remove this notice :-)

Plaid Test Driver all I can say is:

 Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer, Go!!!


"Before Tesla Plaid, no production car has EVER done 0-60 in under 2 seconds. This is a 4 door car that seats 5 adults. This thing can move...This is what I call 'limit of physics engineering.' 

Physics is the law and everything else is a recommendation ...In addition to crazy performance it has around a 400 miles range, and it can gain a 185 miles of range at a Supercharger in 15 minutes. It's hard to tell if its a space ship or a car".

—Elon Musk



Elon Musk Plaid Model S photo appears courtesy of RevolutionTesla.com



Thoughts On The All-New


Plaid Model S 


The Second Coming of Model S


This article covers Tesla's introduction of the all-new Model S Plaid as well as the Long Range Model S. I believe the Tesla Model S is the best car ever made and this story goes into detail on how I came to this conclusion. Whether you are already very knowledgable about the Tesla Model S, or completely unfamiliar with Tesla, I am certain you will enjoy this article.



So what 'objectively' makes a car the 'best' ever made you ask? It's a combination of things. Not just 0-60MPH timing, but much more which I cover in this article. If you are confused about whether to purchase a Plaid Tesla Model S or the new Long Range model you are going to LOVE this article! I will skip straight to my conclusion and say:

I believe the new Tesla Long Range Model S is the best car EVER made. That being said, I am A THOUSAND TIMES more excited for the Long Range Tesla Model S, than the Plaid as I believe the Plaid upgrade is a COMPLETELY nonsensical waste of money

This article is far different in detail and analysis than ANY other article you will read on the Model S Refresh! Why? I have been driving a Model S P85D for seven years and in that time have gained a tremendous amount of understanding and invaluable insight I will share in this article. I also have a lot of experience with driving the Model X and 3, and I am very familiar with the Model Y as well. 


All New 2021 Plaid Model S Tesla Released in June is Pictured Above












Plaid Model S 

INTRODUCTION KEYNOTE


Franz von Holzhausen Plaid Model S Event photo appears courtesy of RevolutionTesla.com

Last month introduced the all-new Tesla Model S Plaid along with the new Long Range Model S and they are AMAZING!!!!! If you haven't already watched Elon's Plaid Model S Introduction Keynote be sure to check it out:


Everybody who attended the PLAID launch even received one of these special edition posters that shows the conceptual Tesla artwork featuring the all-new Model S interior along with the mirrorless body which appears somewhat more modern than the Plaid exterior.






Radical New Interior 

The Power of Simplicity


There is really something to be said for the power of simplicity. Socrates said "Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication" and it's profoundly true. As as designer, with 4 decades of work product and experience I would say the single greatest challenge I have faced is the quest to make products that are simple. This follows Einstein's famous notion: "Everything should be made as simple as possible, not simpler...Out of complexity, simplicity, and if you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough."



So let's take look at the all new interior, which is by far and away the coolest looking car interior I have ever seen in my life!!! I must point out the interior refresh on the Model S was long, long overdue as the old interior was getting pretty stale. That being said—as you can clearly see—the all new Model S interior is busting out with everlasting freshness!!! Whoever designed this radical minimalist masterpiece interior is one talented person or group of people...



The Shape of Things To Come


It is really interesting and kind of bizarre when you realize Tesla finally figured out how to eliminate almost every single old-fashioned knob or stalk element with this beautifully sparse and simply ultra-clean looking all-new interior. I will admit when I first got my Tesla Model S P85D back in early 2015 I thought perhaps Tesla had gone overboard with digitizing everything, but in retrospect I now realize it was brilliant, and as we see the all-new Model S takes radical simplicity to a whole new level. 

So where did Detroit, Stuttgart and Japan not figure this out? Perhaps is all began back in the 1960 when they took direction from the original Star Trek, and in the photo below of Lieutenant Uhura we see her swimming in a sea of buttons and knobs. It's funny how life mimics art but as our world moves at warp speed into the digital age unnecessary complexity no longer reigns supreme. It's also fascinating to compare and contrast some of the sci-fi technology from the original Star Trek to today, in the sense an iPhone today completely destroys any technological communicator or device they put forth as being 23rd Century technology today largely looks more like early 20th Century tech.



My good friend Paul carefully studied the new Plaid Model S and described sitting in the new Model S as: 

"Extremely comfortable, with perfectly laid out ergonomics. Basically, sitting in the new Model S is otherworldly."



Blacked Out


The all-new Model S comes standard with the chrome delete. In other words, all prior Tesla Model S came with polished chrome door handles and windows trim. The new Model has zero silver chrome on the vehicle with the exception of the Tesla 'T' logo on the front of the car. For some reason, the Scorpions song 'Blackout' keeps playing through my head when I look at the blacked out trim which comes standard on the all-new Model S.



On RolexMagazine.com which which I have been publishing for 14 years straight, I am known for writing super-detailed, thorough, long-form, in-depth stories. My goal as the world's leading Rolex historian is to perfectly contextualize stories so when you are done exploring them you walk away with a complete understanding of the people and subject matter. In other words, you develop an unusually deep connection and understanding of the content. 

My goal with this article is to create and share the ultimate, single most comprehensive review of the all-new 2021 Tesla Model S & X vehicles. An article where if you read it and watch all the videos, then if you were to get in the new Tesla it would feel like and old friend and you have been driving for years, and would require no instruction manual—like a well worn pair of favorite slippers. I am naturally curious and equally passionate about amazing things and people as you will discover in this article. 


Otherworldly Minimalist Masterpiece

Recently, I had the opportunity to spend some quality time studying the new Tesla Model S, and I gave it the once-over. Let me begin by saying when I first sat in the Plaid Model S, I knew what to expect but I must admit my design brain exploded at first glance of the new dash in what I can only describe as a design braingasm euphoria




Zen & The Art of Tesla Model S

I spent a minute or so in absolute shock and complete Zen awe, mostly looking and touching the screen to which I only have two things to say: 

1. My eyes have seen the glory of the second coming of the Model S, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!! 

2. I am 1000% certain it is game-set-match for every other car manufacturer on earth. I have thought since Elon's Keynote Debut of the CyberTruck Tesla has the entire auto industry in check-mate, and as Eddie Murphy back in the 1980s: "You dead! You may as well lay down cause your dead...I will moonwalk all up and down your ass, motherfucker." 

The brand new Model S interior layout is beyond flawless in a highly organic digital way, which at first may sound like an oxymoronic statement, but this new configuration is light-years beyond anything else in the world. I will point out despite the car having a 17 inch landscape screen in the center, just like the old one, which was in portrait, that is where the similarity starts and ends as there is almost no other similarity. The speed and performance of the new screen feels just like an iPad Pro as it is instantaneously precise. The built-in web browser is now actually useable and super fast like on an iPad, which is a significant game-changer. You can't pinch and zoom and there are some limitations to the browser, but by-and-large it really flies...

The prior Model S model was and elixir that showed the world what a top-of-the-line electric car had the potential to be. The all-new 2021 Model S refresh at long last largely delivers on that promise. That being said, I still think there is room for improvement, but the baseline feature set has not been met. How could this car be better? 

If it had a real-world rated range of 1000 miles range anxiety would be gone, and would significantly ease the burden on the Suprcharger network. Do I think in the future we will see a Tesla, that has a 1000 miles range? Absolutely. When? I would guess we will hit that ideal in about 5 years or so. There are several small details that I will discuss that could take the design beyond perfection, but none of them are deal-breakers. I will start by saying, Bravo Tesla, you have turned what used to be the ceiling into the new floor by constantly iterating. You are what Toyota once pretended to be with their Lexus brand which had the slogan, 'The Passionate Pursuit of Perfection.' Toyota and Lexus rested on their laurels and failed to innovate, which is a terrible shame as they could and should have. Now they are a lame duck that is dead in the water.



Tan Interior

I was pleasantly surprised with how beautiful the new tan interior turned out in the refreshed Tesla Model S interior.



The real world photo below shows the great Tan color combination which I like as much as the all black interior...decisions, decisions!?!!


The image below is from Tesla.com and shows the seat style without the contrast stitching running around the perimeter of the seat which we see in the real world photo above.



My only constructive criticism of the center armrest is I question why Tesla put unnecessary stitching on the sides of the center armrest since when occupants naked arms will inevitably rub against them and NOT be comfortable. If I designed this feature I would have simply eliminated the goofy and unnecessary stitching. The padding on the center armrest and door armrest is much better than in previous models but is still not padded and luxurious enough. I know because my old Lexus LS 460 was perfect in this sense which I go into depth on in My Tesla Background article.



Door Pockets!!!!

This may sound strange, but one of the most important things for me that I was very curious about was if I could fit my 24 Ounce ThermoFlask water bottle in the center console, as well as in the front and rear door pockets and I am very happy to report it fits perfectly. 

The 24 Ounce ThermoFlask Double Stainless Steel Insulated Water Bootle is my absolute favorite water bottle and I should know as I have tested so many different water bottles. I drink a lot of water and I use my ThermoFlask probably about 90% of the time, even when I have meals at home. The only time I don't use it is when I am in a restaurant.

I can't emphasize how important this detail is me. The photo below show a generic spill proof cup in the Model S cupholder.


When I put my ThermoFlask bottle in the front center cupholder it held if perfectly, with zero extra space so it won't rattle or make any noise. The positioning could NOT be better, although if I could design it I would have made the cupholder an inch or so deeper to accommodate taller water bottles like mine. I assume they leave it shallow to accommodate a can of soda to make ingress, and regress comfortable, but I would love to see them innovate so the driver could make them up to an inch or two deeper to accommodate taller water bottles. Come to think of it, it would be cool if Tesla partnered with ThermoFlask to make a really cool water bottle that would ideally fit all Tesla models.




I am the designer and owner of BulletTrain.com which designs and makes the best Apple Accessories including the SAFE WALLET which is the absolute best minimalist wallet case money can buy. The ONLY limitation in the new Tesla Model S, is the built-in QI smartphone charger is not strong enough to charge my iPhone while it is in the SAFE WALLET, but I came up with a brilliant work around. It takes a quick second to remove the naked iPhone from the SAFE WALLET. 

So in the photo above which I took with my iPhone, I left my SAFE WALLET on the right side of the charging cubby area which would be a great place to keep it when not in use while I am driving, then I can simply pop it back in when I get out of the car. Obviously in the photo above I could not take a photo with my iPhone on the left side of the cubby, but you get the idea. 



Historically the Tesla Model S lacked any kind of door pockets up until the recent refresh which was BEYOND lame, but now, thank god!!! it finally has this long overdue detail and they are great! In this first image I am showing my 24 Ounce ThermoFlask Water Bottle with the straw lid inserted in the all-new drivers side door pocket.




In the next image I am showing what ingress, egress or regress is like. So basically you could use your left hand to grab the water bottle, lift it up to your mouth, take a sip and place it back in the upright storage position. 


This pocket door design is somewhat similar to the one on the Model X, but it is narrower and less long, but you could easily keep a hand sanitizer or tissue behind the bottom of the water bottle.


This photo below shows my 24 Ounce ThermoFlask water bottle in the rear passenger side door pocket which is able to hold it. So you might be asking why anybody would want to keep their water bottle in the side pockets, when there are cup holders in the front and back of the Model S? When you go on a long drive it is great to have plenty of water so you can store extra water bottles or drinks in the side doors.





Center Console

A Place for Everything 

& Everything in its Place


The center console in the outgoing Model S was a complete mess and offered terrible storage capacity. The great news is the all-new center-console appears to be the best designed one I have ever seen which you can check out in this video I put together.



In this set of 4 images below we see the center console front storage options and in the first image see it with the cover in the completely closed position, and of course the smartphone cubby with built-in QI chargers is beyond brilliant!



This next image shows what happens when the center console cover is slid forward all the way to expose a perfectly positioned set of cup holders, along with another shallow storage compartment that is perfect for holding sunglasses and reading glasses. Also, you can slide the garage top lid back only half way, so it JUST exposes the cup holders (not shown).



The next image below show what occurs when you slide the sunglasses drawer forward away from you to expose an even deeper storage compartment underneath.



This last image (below) shows the fact you can optionally slide back the dual cup holder to access the space underneath or to just create a very large storage area. 



Also, the leather covered center armrest in hinged on its back and features another deep storage compartment underneath it (not shown). 

With all these really intelligent storage options it ensures that the owner will NEVER run out of space for storing all the important items that are great to have in a car. The area under the center armrest could be used for storing tissue or even as a garbage can for the car. So for instance, if you are driving and you have a used wrapper or ziplock bag or empty bottle or can you can hide it out of site until you have a chance to empty the garbage. It appears Tesla went from the back of the storage class straight to the front!!!

My friend Paul who has spent time carefully studying the new Model S Plaid said: 

"The new center arm rest and door arm rests are EXTREMELY COMFORTABLE HOLY SHIT!!!! It's actually kind of amazing....Tesla brought back the ventilated seats and did it properly, and they are VERY COLD as they pump AC through them now, and NOT just a fan."







Hatchback Trunk

The significantly updated trunk is beyond perfection in every way with the exception of the fact there are still no down facing lights on the bottom of the hatchback to light the trunk area from above. 




Rear Armrest


Design Defect


The fold-down center armrest in the back has two QI chargers and two great drink holders. It is
 a work of art, and is very comfortable, with one REALLY BIZARRE design oversight!?!! For some reason the wide rear armrest has sharp square corners so if you spread your legs at all, it jabs the side of your leg in a REALY uncomfortable way that unfortunately makes the back seat feel unnecessarily claustrophobic. If you watch my video review of this design defect below you will notice the right door handle is properly designed for ergonomics with a radius, but the center console has a right angle corner which is a blunders oversight if you as me as a designer. My question is did ANYBODY sit in the back of this car as a passenger for more than 5 minutes, because if they did I am certain that unless they were a little kid the would not have sat with their legs next to each other. Tesla, if you are listening please fix this by simply putting a good radiuses edge on the two front corners of the rear armrest!?!!









Yoked Steering


Reinventing The Wheel


The new Yoke steering wheel which first came from the upcoming Tesla Roadster and CyberTruck preview prototypes is standard in the new Model S which looks totally Star Wars Land Speeder / Fighter Pilot Cockpit / KITT / Alien Technology. The new Yoke steering wheel has several profound benefits.

  • Offers unobstructed view of drivers side screen.
  • Lacks ANY stalks which are now buttons on yoke. In other words, the shifting and turning signal stalks are gone as is the windshield wiper stalk and the cruise control stalk as well as the wheel height/depth adjusting stalk.
  • Looks totally Batmobile/GQ/Formula 1 magnificent minimalist masterpiece RAD!!!! I mean look at this cockpit which is a complete work of art!!!!


If The Batmobile was real its interior couldn't be more of a magnificent minimalist masterpiece than the all-new 2021 Tesla Model S


My initial personal interior color preference was all-black with black carbon fiber accents as it makes the cockpit look and feel like a stealth fighter cockpit. It turns out the carbon fiber accent is only available on the Plaid and NOT on the Long Range, which pushes me closer toward getting the tan interior as I don't like the black interior with dark brown wood combination. The white has WAY too much unnecessary and distracting contrast—like a flat screen TV with a silver bezel v. a matte black bezel. That being said, I know many people like the white interior, it's just not for me. Also, as previously mentioned I was really surprised by how much I like the tan interior.

There has been a lot of controversy not only regarding the yoke steering wheel as well as the auto shifting. Below is a photo of manual touch controls that are located at the bottom of the smartphone cubby. The way the user makes the usually invisible shifting controls appear is by lightly pressing both scrolling wheels on the yoke steering wheel at the same time, or by touching anywhere on the hazard strip which will make the Parking, Reverse, Neutral, and Drive options appear. My understanding is they are capacitive, meaning you tap on them like on a smartphone screen. I also understand if the cars computer reboots these stay active as a secondary method for shifting gears. This is super-slick and impressive minimalist design!!



If the user covers all 4 buttons on the ride side of the steering wheel with their palm it will sound the horn despite the yoke having a dedicated physical horn button. 


The new center console is MUCH more ergonomic and super-clean looking with an intelligent place for everything.




In the image below we see the size of the front trunk in the updated Model S which is commonly referred to as the FRUNK. The size is good for keeping a backpack or transporting a pick-up/take-out meal for the family or some groceries.





Phone Key


Reinventing The Car Key


My absolute favorite new James-Bond-like-feature in the new Model S and X is the incorporation of the keyless/fobless entry and driving by simply using your bluetooth enabled smartphone or a physical key card to drive. In the image below we see the PHONE KEY option running in the Tesla app on an iPhone in progress. That's right, just walk up to the car, open the door, sit down, and violà!!! Drive as if you have a key fob, or key card in your pocket with ONLY your smartphone...It literally could not be any easier than this...




The phone key not only allows you to unlock the doors, but also to drive the car!!! Elon promised this Bluetooth Key feature 3 years ago for the Model S & X and said it would come soon in an update, but it never did, which frustrated me to no end :-(  




Thank God it is no longer vapor-ware and finally is a working feature as it will eliminate having to carry around a fat, goofy, unnecessarily bulky key fob which is one less thing I have to worry about! As cliché as is may sound—better late than never...

The new PHONE KEY option can auto present the all the door handles as an option or you can have it set so you need to touch the drivers door handle for it to extend out to the open position which is what is occurring in the image above. Smart Phone FINALLY achieves parity with a Smart Car!!!!

I am the designer at BulletTrain and we make the SAFE WALLET which will allow you to leave the house without any keys, so long as you have a keyless home entry system with just your iPhone. This is the ultimate in minimalist everyday carry if you ask me ;-)



Ironically, I bought a Tesla Model 3 when it first came out which benefited from the keyless feature and I really, really, really miss it!!! Granted the Model S and X have always had an iPhone app that could open and start your car, but it relies on the cellular network as a relay and it has always been really flaky at best

For instance, it would not typically work in underground parking lots or anyplace with poor cellular reception. Even when it does work, it often is frustrating as you have to wait a long time for the phone to connect to the Tesla over the cellular network which always drives me nuts—especially in my garage where often times it would be faster to just go and get the key fob. I NEVER trusted it after I experienced getting stranded when the Tesla network failed to connect to the car which was parked outdoors on a public street. With the new bluetooth feature, you completely bypass this Schmegegge...

The new Model S system uses low-energy Bluetooth which is relatively bulletproof...In other words, if you were in an underground parking garage your phone or key card can now talk to and control your Tesla via short range pier-to-pier low energy Bluetooth, so it is the same as having a key fob without having to carry or worry about losing or misplacing your key fob. If you REALLY want to take-a-belt-and-suspenders approach, if you have our SAFE WALLET (iPhone case pictured above) you could also keep the Tesla keycard in the hollow-core wallet door which would ensure that even if your iPhone batter died you could still enter and drive your refreshed 2021 Tesla Model S or X.





Need for Speed

While 0-60MPH performance is not everything in a car, it is the first statistic I look at when evaluating ANY car. The 0-60MPH performance of the PLAID and Long Range Tesla Model S of between 2-3.4 seconds for me definitely puts it in the Goldilocks zone!!! I would go so far as to say that the Long Range doing 0-60MPH in 3.1 seconds is all anybody could ever really want or desire. 

Tesla lists the Plaid as being able to do 0-60MPH in under two seconds at 1.99 seconds which seems to be a little misleading in the real world, and they list the Long Range being able to do 0-60MPH in 3.1 seconds. The video below offers the first real-world test of 0-60MPH in the Long range using the 'Draggy' GPS Based Performance Meter and as we see he appears to be accelerating from 0-60 in about 3.3 seconds. Even 3.5 seconds would be still great in my opinion...


Why is 0-60MPH performance so critical in my mind? When I drove a Lexus LS 460 that had 8 cylinders it did 0-60MPH in about 5.4 seconds. I remember if I was driving on the freeway and I wanted to pass somebody, it's like I would press the accelerator pedal down all the way and it was like the Lexus would respond and say 'Oh!?!! You want to pass the person on your left? OK. Let's do it', then it would take off. 

In other words, there was ALWAYS this delay between hitting the gas petal and the car taking off. My Tesla P85D Model S, which does 0-60MPH in 3.2 seconds is INSTANTANEOUS!!!! I mean, you hit the accelerator and the car instantly leaps with perfect highway passing power, almost like when the Millennium Falcon makes the jump to light speed in Star Wars. Ironically, the reason I LOVE the superb 0-60MPH is not so I can race people or drive like a jackass, but for the instantly responsive highway passing power which in many ways in a pinch can be more of a defensive safety feature than offensive.



Best Value?

Below is a fascinating value comparison I put together which in my opinion illustrates that the Long Range Model S by-far-and-away represents the MUCH better value proposition and here is why: In my opinion the Long Range with the 19 inch rims are a much better choice as the 21 inch wheels cost $5000 extra (including sales tax). The 21 inch wheels give a firmer ride (Bad), look worse, last half as long as the 19 inch tires, while costing more than twice as much to replace. I highly recommend closely examining the following value comparison illustration. Pay close attention to EVERYTHING I outlined in RED.


As illustrated above, the Long Range Model S with 19 inch rims offers 405 miles or range, whereas the Plaid with 21 inch rims ONLY gets 348 miles of range—yet it costs approximately $55,000 more!?!! Personally I would prefer to have the extra 57 miles of range while saving $55K!!!! (Seems like a no-brainer to me :-) 

In my opinion the 19 inch rims look much better than the 21 inch rims. I know some people will disagree with me and point out the 19 inch rims feature plastic hubcaps to make them more aerodynamic, but I like the way they look much better. Also, Tesla used to have red brake calipers on the Performance Model S, but they changed them to black on which means you no longer see them with the 21 inch rims.


Plaid 0-60MPH v. Long Range?

Motor Trend Magazine completed extensive testing of the Model S Plaid and drew some really insightful and fascinating discoveries:

"For those who are wondering what the Tesla Model S Plaid's 0-60 time is on unprepped asphalt, without the 1-foot rollout, without drag mode, without launch control, without pedal overlap—so, just "slap-n-go"—the unadulterated 0-60 time is 2.45 seconds."

So we see the real-world difference in 0-60 MPH acceleration when Long Range Tesla Model S and Plaid are both in their fastest standard modes is 3.1 seconds for the Long Range v. 2.45 Seconds for the Plaid.

This essentially means you are paying almost an extra $10,000 per 1/10th of a second of acceleration for the Plaid Model S which you will never even notice or benefit from in any useful way!?!! In other words, the Plaid is just for goofy bragging rights...

My Tesla Model S P85D I have driven for 7 years does 0-60MPH in 3.2 seconds which is a tenth of a second SLOWER than the new Long Range Model S (0-60MPH in 3.1 seconds) has NEVER made me feel like I needed any more acceleration. Basically, Tesla's high performance P85D Model S from 2014 is now their base model, when it comes to 0-60 acceleration and performance.

The supreme irony is if somebody kept switching you back and forth between a Long Range and Plaid Model S—blindfolding you every time they switched you randomly between cars so you could not tell which car you were in—and you did a pedal-to-the-metal acceleration test, you very likely would NOT be able to sense the difference in models, and the interior would be identical in every way. 

As a matter of fact the only exterior visual cues are the Plaid features a small rear carbon fiber spoiler (which I like) and a goofy Plaid badge which I would remove from the car. The Plaid also has glossy black brake calipers which you MIGHT notice only if the Plaid model is equipped with 21 inch wheels. 

Motor Trend Plaid Model S 0-60MPH Testing


Just to be crystal-clear, the Plaid Model S does 0-60 in around 2.45 seconds in its fastest STANDARD PLAID acceleration mode according to Motor Trend.

Ironically, Motor Trend got the Plaid to do 0-60 in 1.98 on highly specialized race track (pictured above) that was covered with special non-slip material, and they had to put it in a special DRAG STRIP mode which takes 8-15 MINUTES for pre-conditioning the batteries, powertrain and Motors. Then you have to engage LAUNCH MODE and put it into CHEETAH STANCE which takes another 8 seconds to lower the front of the Model S, which in the real world is useless and an absurd hack which is very Rube Goldberg-like process. In design nomenclature this is referred to as a false economy of motion

Model S Plaid Launch Mode with Cheetah Stance is ridiculously complex & largely defeats its own purpose like this Rube Goldberg illustration from the 1920s.


Also, Motor Trend incorporated 'ROLLOUT' which means the first foot of rollout is NOT included in the measurement, and the Model S accelerates to 6MPH in the first foot, thus the reality is the measurement is REALLY NOT 0-60MPH, but 6-60MPH. Granted Rollout is a standard of the Drag Racing community, but it is slightly misleading in the real world. The bottom line is Tesla has done EVERYTHING they could to get a 0-60 score in under 2 seconds for the Plaid model for bragging rights, and rightfully understandable.

In the real-world the Plaid is really symbolism-over-substance. Don't get me wrong, I love Tesla and think the Plaid is really cool, but personally I would rather purchase a Long Range Model S, and with the $55,000 savings buy a CyberTruck and have both—which is my cunning plan ;-) Or, if you invest the $55,000 savings in Tesla Stock, and finance the Long Range S, it is possible the appreciation in Tesla stock price over the length of the financing could potentially more than pay for Long Range Model S itself!?!!

Another irony that crosses my mind is for somebody who is experienced with the driving characteristics of a Model S Long Range, they could race against somebody 0-60MPH who is driving a Plaid and beat them—especially in the turns.

July 8, 2021: Update on Long Range 0-60MPH. I have to point out I just discovered that the Long Range Model S also features "DragStrip Mode" and "Cheetah Mode"!?!! This is hyper-confusing as Tesla does NOT communicate how these modes effect performance on the Long Range Model S? Also, the all-new Model S Long Range has 3 performance options: 

1. Chill
2. Regular
3. Insane 

So the great unanswered question in my mind is 'how does DragStrip and Cheetah modes effect 0-60 MPH performance on the Long Range Model S?' In other words, if you just drive the Long Range Model S in Insane mode, without engaging DragStrip or Cheetah modes, what is the 0-60MPH time?


Here is a List of improvements I have noticed on the new refreshed interior Model S:

  • Finally added 4 long overdue Door Map Pockets.
  • Added wireless QI phone charger cubby section in front and in center rear armrests.
  • Added ventilated air cooled seats, which keeps your back dry on long drives.
  • Improved new dual layer sound deadening windows using acoustic glass feature with significant noise reduction coupled with increased thermal properties so in winter the cabin stays warmer and in summer it remains cooler.
  • Noise Cancelling seat speakers act like AirPod Max or Bose Headset as illustrated below.



My friend Paul who has spent a lot of time studying the new Plaid Model S said:

"So the main feature I keep talking to everyone about is the new windows which are a COMPLETE game changer and I mean COMPLETE in the sense they make the cabin so much quieter that it's hard to quantify. The new Plaid Model S is such an improvement over the P100D I have been driving it's honestly hard to explain. The interior is crazy and feels like you're in a spaceship."



New Horizontal 17" Screen

Special thanks to DÆrik for sharing the images below which are from their excellent Model S Plaid video review at the end of this story. Tesla kept the 17 inch screen size for the center console but rotated it from Portrait to landscape which offers MANY benefits. The image below shows the new UI for the Main Controls.



I remember when first got my Tesla Model S seven years ago, kinda tripping on the center screen that digitized and replaced almost every old-fashioned analog button. I remember thinking Tesla almost went overboard, but as time went by I grew to love it. The all-new 2021 Model S takes this digitization to a whole new level even by replacing things like the physical button for opening and locking the glove compartment.

Essentially, Tesla has hidden most of the technology, and this includes things like hiding the air vents and their directional knobs which have been successfully replaced by the UI on the center screen. When I really stop and think about it—it's almost bizarre how Tesla has managed to radically simplify everything in the new Model S and X, as the essence of life should always be simplicity, which is never easy to achieve.

The images below show the climate control screen that allows the user to control the invisible ventilation alone with controlling features like turning on and off the heated steering wheel.


Tesla incorporated the invisible vent system into the Model S that debuted in the Model 3 and Model Y. Below is the page from the new Model S Instruction manual that shows exactly where the invisible vents are positioned. 



In the photo we see how HUGE the live view is when the Model S is backing up which is super immersive!!




I put together a Pro/Con list for upgrading my P85D to the 2021 Model S Refresh I though I would share with you:

Pros for Upgrading to Long Range Model S

  • iPhone Key: This means no more FOB!!! So I don't have to carry around or worry about losing or misplacing the goofy Tesla Key Fob. Now I can go totally keyless and just carry my BulletTrain SAFE WALLET everywhere I go!
  • Ventilated air-conditioned seats.
  • Huge Map/Door Pockets in front and rear seats can hold water bottle, tissue, garbage, hand sanitizer, and masks. 
  • New 17 inch Screen 16x9 UI on screen looks AMAZING!!!!  Should be great for watching video and playing games while Supercharging. Screens should be very high performance like an iPad Pro with zero lag. (No more slow-motion graphics or swiping like it's drunk).
  • 4 Year Warranty zero repair cost guarantee (peace of mind)
  • 19 inch Wheels will give a much better ride + Quieter wheels, and half as much to replace, half as often. 
  • Phone charging position is very cool in front seats: Can I use with a lighting cable in with SAFE WALLET?
  • Amazing Audio System with 22 Speakers! 
  • Back seat armrest with drink holders and chargers.
  • 400+ Mile Range is great! (500 would be better)
  • 0-60MPH same as P85D, which is all I need. Plaid is $50K extra to shave off .55 seconds on 0-60. Savings invested in Stock could pay for new Model S.
  • Great value for $.
  • Black trim. 
  • Autonomous (really).
  • Super Fresh looking!!!
  • Radically simplified all-new UI.
  • Tesla Bioweapon Defense Mode HEPA Filter is super legit.
  • New H-Vac System is Octovalve and Heat Pump offers 30% better cold weather range + requires 50% less energy for cabin heating and freezing conditions. Should have much warmer floor heat, and use far less electricity + much better cold weather performance. Octovalve new heat pump, with 30% better cold weather range and 50% less energy required in very cold weather.
  • Much faster computer uses same AMD Chip in Sony Play Station 5 and X-Box. 
  • Super Clean new dash with no visible vents.
  • Stalkless steering wheen is super clean looking
  • Ultra-modern vibe...
  • New updated pencil-thin-mustache nose as apposed to old goofy-looking cone nose.
  • New auto shift feature seems cool.
  • Wider body in rear looks cooler. 
  • New Suspension Dampening for great luxury drive.
  • More luxurious well designed interior.
  • Bose noise reduction/cancelation technology.
  • Supports new faster supercharging which adds 200 Miles of range in just over 15 minutes and will get even faster as Tesla Superchargers evolve to 300 and 350kWh Superchargers.
  • Most aerodynamic car on earth @ 0.208 (Probably only in Cheetah Launch Mode).
  • Safest car on earth. 
  • More legroom in back seat. 
  • Invisible vent system in front and back seats.
  • All new UI looks super-clean and intuitive.
  • Acoustic Glass for sound deadening and much quieter interior.
  • Front and Rear seat door pockets .
  • Heated Yoke steering wheel.
  • Air-Conditioned cooling seats.
  • Has dual USB-C 36 watt charing ports in back under screen you could use for charging if you can't charge in center console and they can charge an iPad or MacBook. 

Concerns

I don't have many Cons—just concerns. Keep in mind 100% of my criticism is purely constructive. I have heard many people complain about the terrible fit and finish on Tesla vehicles and I have experienced this myself. For me I was always willing to overlook these as the rest of the car was so AMAZING in an MVP kind off way! From the early reviews the new interior is light years ahead of the old one and features many improved details like more luxurious and thicker carpet. Here are a list of concerns I have:

SEAT BELT HEIGHT TENSIONER CONTROL: The Model S has always had a fixed seat belt which always cut my neck just the wrong way. This was fixed in the Model X by adding a height adjustable seat belt tensioner, but unfortunately the new Model Slacks this useful feature. When I sat in the new 2021 Plaid Model S it appears they repositioned the seat belt hight tensioner to make it more comfortable. I will report back on this when I have had more real world driving time.

UNCOMFORTABLE INTERIOR DOOR HANDLE POSITIONING: I had a Tesla Model 3 which I sold because there were two features that drove me nuts. One was the drivers interior door handle was placed in the worst position so if you wanted to rest your left leg against the door on long drives the hard plastic was REALLY uncomfortable. I Noticed they fixed this on the Model Y, but I am a little concerned as one of the great features of the older Model S is that there is so much horizontal room to spread your legs on a long drive. I will report back once I test this out.

WINDSHEILD WIPERS: The windshield wipers in my P85D always worked well. In the Model 3 they were the WORST windshield wipers I have ever experienced!?!! Elon got this bright idea to use the front facing camera to automatically sense and see rain, but it didn't work at all. I would be driving in pouring rain and the AUTO windshield wipers would NOT engage. I pray they left the older more reliable proven windshield wipers in the new Model S. The following video offers a superb overview of the Yoke steering wheel features, and at 6:55 into the video he demonstrates all the windshield wiper functions which have a super-slick UI experience:



The image below taken from the video above shows how the brilliant windshield wiper UI works. On the right side of the Yoke there is an icon just above and to the right of the scroll wheel that has a windshield wiper icon on it. If you press the windshield wiper button it will pop-up the windshield wiper control selector which you can see on the left side of the binnacle display with the blue highlight.



Once the user pops up the UI with the right scroll wheel, the left scroll wheel is used to scroll up and down through the 6 choices (as seen below) to select your choice. 


This is an amazing piece of UI. The close-up image below (from Motor Trend) of the all-new Tesla Model S Yoke steering wheel shows the controls for the windshield wipers and washers. Just to be crystal-clear the first icon is the horn which is a pushable button and as I understand it if you cup your palm and place it over all of the buttons on the right side of the steering wheel it will also honk the horn. 

The second from the left icon is the control for engaging Autopilot which can be customized to turn on either with one tap or two taps, and also permits the user to increase or decrease the speed by scrolling up or down. The third button from the left, with the windshield wiper icon engages the 4 speeds of the windshield wipers including 2 intermittent modes and and two constant modes as well as 'Auto" and 'Off'. The fourth button in a microphone for speaking to the car like with voice commands. Think "Hey Siri", or "Alexa", but you can use it for all kinds of interesting things like tell it to take you to the gym, or work, or home or Trader Joes. You can also use it for controlling the car, with everything like turning on the windshield wipers or fog lights. From what I have heard this voice activation feature works really well.



Below is the page in the all-new Tesla Model S Instruction Manual for the all-new Long Range and PLAID model Windshield Wipers and Washers. There are really only two options here. Either Tesla has the old-fashioned bulletproof reliable AUTO rain sensor (hopefully), or they are using the front facing camera which would likely be a travesty. The good news from what I can tell is that they appear to have at least kept all 4 of the manual modes, which would be better than not. Once again, time will tell on this one. 


Update on Windshield Wiper Sensor 

I had the chance to spend time studying a Plaid Model S in great detail and I took a photo of the top center of the windshield and if you look closely you see what appears to be three front facing cameras as well as a rain-sensor located in the upper left hand corner about a 2 inches above the 3 cameras. Assuming this is correct, that is awesome!!!




REAR INFOTAINMENT SCREEN AKWARD POSITION: Tesla intelligently utilized the back of the center console to add a small-tablet-like screen for controlling things like the vents and heated seats in the back of the car. If you look closely you will also notice two USB C ports located just under the new Infotainment screen which are really useful and cannot only charge a smartphone but also a laptop like a MacBook. The new Infotainment screen can also be used by back seat occupants for watching video and playing video games if you pair a bluetooth game controller. The challenge for me is if I were in the backseat of the Model S on a long drive, I would NOT want to sit with my neck bent facing down for long periods of time.



The simple way to avoid this would be to attach an iPhone or iPad to the back of each seat at eye level which is where many car companies place infotainment screens. I like how Tesla utilized this space intelligently but would much prefer an additional option that would locate screens on the backs of the front seats at eye level. A potential solution is to attache magnetic mounts to the back of the seats at eye level than you can attach an iPhone to.

LACK OF OVERHEAD LIGHTS IN FRUNK AND TRUNK: The LED lights in my Model S Trunk and Frunk were so dim in my P85D I replaced them with aftermarket lights that were much, much brighter. That being said, I was shocked that Tesla did not feature an overhead light in the Frunk? In other words, the light was easily covered as it is placed on the front of the frunk bay so if you have anything in front of the light it blocks the light. If Tesla installed an overhead light on the bottom of the frunk hood it would be 1000% more effective. Same with the lights in the hatchback. I think the new interior is excellent in many ways, but could see how there would be room for serious improvement with the lighting systems.

CABIN LIGHTING: The cabin lighting was always lacking in the Model S and of poor quality.

4G OR 5G NETWORK?: I am wondering if the new Model S and X use the 4G or 5G network?

CENTER CONSOLE ARMRESTS: It looks like they finally put in a much more comfortable center armrest, although I think they should have wrapped it in such a way that there is ZERO exposed stitching which is uncomfortable when your arm rubs against it if you are wearing a short sleeve T-Shirt.

DASH PANELS FIT AND FINISH: The photos below are of a Plaid Model S I spent an hour studying. I don't mean to nitpick, but as we see in the four following images there is a lot of sloppy construction. Once again, I want to point out I am completely blown away by the interior design and build-quality, but Tesla obviously needs to get these dash details dialed in if they are going to be a world-class luxury brand. In the first image we see gaps that really stand out located on the far left side of the dash where it intersects the side drivers door.



In the next photo below we see the exact same fit and finish issue occurring on the far right side of the dash where it kisses the front passenger side door.



The next image shows many sloppy dash details, of not only fit but of finish and defective looking panels that look like they are of poor quality.



This last image gives us a close up of the mismatched edges, and the lower arrow points to the black valance panel which looks strange to me. Maybe I am wrong but it strikes me there is likely a better way to achieve this in a way that would look much better.




SIDE DOOR FABRIC: I am NOT a fan of the carpet like material panel on the side of the door which looks cheap industrial dark grey carpet. I would prefer to see this in faux leather, but who knows, maybe the fabric deadens sound? After some research I think these are speaker grills which now kind of makes sense.



NO MORE FREE SUPERCHARGING?: One of the benefits my P85D came with was free lifetime supercharging. The new Model S no longer comes with free supercharging, but to a large extent free supercharging was a bit of a gimmick, at least for me as I rarely use the supercharger network since it is so much more convenient to charge at home. Also, by having increased range you can now travel longer distances without having to visit a Tesla SuperCharger.

REAR FOLD DOWN CENTER ARMREST: Rear fold down Center Armrest front corners have bad geometry. Video coming soon on this one.

RANGE ANXIETY: The Long Range Model S features 405 miles or range which is good. 500 Miles of Range would be awesome...1000 miles would be perfect and would largely eliminate the need for Supercharger network.

LACK OF RED BRAKE CALIPERS: Tesla replaced the red brake calipers that came standard on the high-performance P100D, but did NOT come on the less expensive models. On the refreshed models the Plaid now comes with glossy black painted calipers which would not be visible with the 19 Inch wheels anyway. The press photo below from Tesla shows the new Plaid Model S WITH Red brake calipers which I think looks much cooler, and I am not the only person who thinks red would look much better than black, so Tesla if you are listening please bring back that beautiful touch-of-red with the brake calipers. If you are really hellbent on having red brake calipers you can do it aftermarket with powder-coating but that is an expensive pain.


DRIVERS SIDE DOOR ARMREST: This has always been a complete unergonomic, uncomfortable mess and I am sad to report that while they made it more padded, they also make it way too shallow so your arm keeps sliding off it. This would be an easy fix so Tesla if you are listening talk to me and I will show you how to fix it and make it the way it always should have been!

WHEN TO BUY?: I think it is a good idea to wait at least 6 months before upgrading. That way Tesla can work out any hardware or software kinks as I don't really want to be a beta tester. Then when I get the car it will be closer to being fully functional with features like the seat sound reduction system and the autonomous driving should be much, much better.





Future Feature Requests


4 WHEEL STEERING: I Always wished Tesla would offer 4 wheel steering on the all their models. The tremendous benefit of this feature is that the rear wheels turn in the opposite direction of the front wheels, significantly decreasing the turning radius, which makes U-Turns much easier and efficient. Elon Musk recently announced that the CyberTruck will offer this feature and I hope future Tesla models include this extremely beneficial feature. All wheel steering has been around for many decades and works well. If you drive a car with this feature it can throw you off, especially when backing up so I imagine it might be turned off by default with an On/Off option in the settings.

AUTOMATIC DOOR CLOSING: The Tesla Model X doors are terrible. Elon Musk himself admitted that the falcon-wing doors were his greatest blunder to date and I agree. I don't know why Tesla hasn't removed them yet, and the automatically opening driver and front passenger doors also suck, but the have a feature long found in high-end luxury cars like the Lexus LS which will automatically grab and close the door if you don't shut it all the way. In other words, if a child tries to close the door and gets it within an inch of being closed, the door will auto-close on its own. Ironically the Tesla Model X has this feature and I would LOVE to see it added to the Model S.

LACK OF PANORAMIC SUNROOF: Tesla discontinued their Panoramic Sunroof in 2018 so it is unfortunately no longer an option. When I reflect back I realize I never really used the sunroof that much and the new Panoramic all glass sunroof probably gives the car a cleaner look. That being said, I think Tesla should still offer the Panoramic Sunroof Option.

SHIATSU SEAT MASSAGERS: I believe the Tesla Model S is fundamentally a luxury car and I think it would be great if Tesla could incorporate shiatsu massagers in the seats, like a Mercedes S Class offers.

FRUNK CLOSURE MECHANISM: The frunk requires manual opening and closing which always seemed very primitive (Think Flintstones) to me. The frunk should power open and close like the hatchback (Think Jetson's).






Video Reviews

I am including several videos I watched below that go into detail with people who already have a Plaid Model S. Once I get a chance to test drive and study the new Model S I will update this story with ALL my findings.







Magnetic Smart Phone Mount


The video review above from Shannon Wong is excellent and in particular he figured out how to very intelligently mount his iPhone using a magnet mount made by Scosche, which he mentions he purchased at Best Buy. I also noticed his Plaid has black carbon-fiber accents which I don't see currently listed on Tesla's Model S configurator page as they only show it offered with dark brown wood? I wonder if it is an off-the-menu ordering option?


So you might be asking why a person would want to mount their iPhone on the left hand of the steering wheel, when there is such a brilliantly designed wireless QI charging cubby located below the center screen? Because if the iPhone is closer to eye level you can use your phone as a backup for navigation, and you can also see text messages easier (when not driving), as well as making selections for music. My idea is to run a black Lightning cable over to the left area so my phone can also be plugged in to charge. I use a BulletTrain SAFE WALLET which does not usually allow wireless QI Charging thought the case, but does support being held in portrait or landscape with magnetic mounts which is totally Batmobile...
























California Dreaming

Some would say Tesla is an American Car, but sadly it is not. Tesla is a Silicon Valley car, born out of a Northern California mindset. This is a fact.

I have a confession to make as a designer. I deeply despise EVERYTHING about American cars and the ENTIRE automotive industry in general. The design is garbage, the cardboard build-quality or lack thereof in American cars is junk, the dealership model with cheeseball haggling salesmen is beyond abhorrent. The high-maintenance planned-obsolescence engineering is disgusting, and most importantly there has been a major failure to innovate. Speaking of high-maintenance Chris Rock once said:

"When it comes to women there are high-maintenance women and low-maintenance women...What I wan't is NO maintenance!"

And No maintenance is what EXACTLY what you get with a Tesla. I don't think most people understand how terrible Internal Combustion Engine vehicles (ICE) are? Tesla vehicles are 100% electric and require no oil-changes, tune-ups, or transmission fluid. Just top off the windshield washer fluid every once in a while, and replace tires when they wear out. That is pretty much it.

The average ICE vehicle has more than 2000 moving parts, where the average Tesla has less than 20 moving parts, and 4 of those are window lifts, folding mirrors, and in the case of the Model S it has 4 door handles that move in and out, as well as 4 moving wheels, and windshield wipers, along with 2 or 3 motors, and that is pretty much it, which explains why the cars are so low in maintenance. Basically if you do the math, it's because all things mechanical eventually fail, and Tesla's on average have only 1% of the number of moving parts as ICE vehicles do. The brakes go forever since Tesla Vehicles use regenerative braking, which recharges the batteries by slowing down the car, this brakes are not utilized nearly as much as in a traditional functionally obsolete ICE vehicle. 

Speaking of ICE vehicles, there nothing more disgusting that when you are driving with your window open and you end up behind an old cheesy car that has not been well maintained—and should NOT still be on the road—and the exhaust smells like hell. How this toxic nightmare is legal is beyond me, and it never ceases to amaze me that the people who drive these dinosaurs lack the self-awareness to understand they are killing the environment as well as peoples lungs including their own. In the United States one of the absolute worst violators of this is the United States Postal Service delivery vans which smell so poisonous and toxic, not to mention the terrible sound pollution with their ear-crushing Diesel engines.




One Way Street

The Unscrupulous Nature of The Entire

Automotive Industry EXCLUDING TESLA

For a subtitle I used the perfectly on-point metaphor of "One Way Street" which is what the consumer basically experiences with the entire Automotive industry. This includes the manufactures, service centers and the entire oil industry which are also equally horrible and treacherous. New time you drive by a gas station look at the price-board and you will see the most treacherous deceptive marketing techniques. Specifically, you will notice that a gallon of gas is NOT $4.00, but 3.99 and 99/100!?!! Could you imagine if you went to the grocery store and they unnecessarily added 99/100 of a penny to price of EVERY product!?!! 

I mean who in their right mind would break-down pricing to 99/100ths of a penny? And for that matter, if they are so concerned with accurate pricing, why does EVERY single gas station have 99/100 and not say, 54/100? I will tell you. It's because just like the unscrupulous and dishonest automobile manufactures and dealership service center they ONLY car about money. The don't care about the environment or their customers. For the record, if you use the Tesla Supercharger network they DON'T use that 99/100 tacked on to the price because they are honest and have integrity. 

Speaking of automotive service centers, they basically take advantage of their customers and rape them by often selling them things the customer does NOT need. They do this by incentivizing the service reps by paying them a commission on everything they sell, regardless of whether it is njssasary or not. Tesla is the EXACT Opposite in the sense they ONLY repair things that need to be repaired.

/end of rant :-0

Speaking of DREAMING: I think the all-new cockpit on the refreshed 2021 Tesla Model S very much resembles a super modern Fighter-Pilot Cockpit, and I can't stop thinking about how cool it is, and I can't wait to take delivery of mine! I remember there was once a keynote given by the head of marketing for VW who profoundly said, 'Our goal is to create vehicles that people love so much they go to sleep dreaming about one day owning it. That is success in marketing." 

Then he told a story about how his daughter got the new Retro VW Bug just after it was launched in 1998—during the Bill Clinton Presidential ERA—and he said, 'My daughter is so in love with here new VW Beetle, if she could figure out a way to get it in her bedroom to sleep next to she would!' After all, isn't that why many super high-end houses have exhibition garages to show of their car collection? For me, I love the new Model S & X, and can't wait to get my CyberTruck, and these are the ONLY cars I want to see in my garage...

I think some of the Ferrari models look REALLY cool on the outside, and perform well, but the interior is cramped, uncomfortable and sugar coated with unnecessary buttons and knobs all over the place, not to mention they are not electric nor capable of self driving. If somebody offered me ANY Ferrari, or for that matter ANY car for free, but said I could not sell it, and had to only drive it once a week, I would pass as I love the Tesla models that much!!!! And speaking of dreaming, I do keep thinking about the new Model S before I go to sleep at night!



Conclusion

The overall build-quality of the new interior is night and day compared to the old Model S. You notice this in unexpected places like with the way the glove compartment feels when it opens and closes. Speaking of which, inside the glove new glove compartment is a special USB port for the dash cam recorder, and Tesla now includes a USB stick with each car which allows the user to record video from all the cameras on the vehicle. So for instance it you were to get into an accident, and you honk the horn, the built-in Tesla dashcam system will automatically store the past 10 minutes of video for later review.

In my opinion the new Model S is by far and away the closest humanity has ever come to perfection. I would say it is 98% of the way to perfection, and the things that keep it from being perfect could EASILY be fixed by Tesla. Tesla, if you are listening, please don't make use wait 8 years to fix these details. After all, there is something to be said for things that are unequivocal.

What can competition do? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. I believe all brands including Mercedes, Toyota, BMW, Ford, Volvo, GM, Hundai, Range Rover, are all dead in the water and probably don't realize it YET. I would say that this moment in history would be akin to the introduction of the iPhone in 2007. At the time the key players were Nokia, Sony-Ericson, Motorola, Palm which have all been significantly marginalized at best. These former dominant brands are mere shadows of what they used to be, and I predict Tesla will experience the iPhone sea change effect.


Monday, July 12, 2021

Joby Vtol Flies 150 Miles


Joby Vtol 

Flies 150 Miles


Joby just set a world record by flying their all-electric Vertical Take Off and Landing (VTOL) on a course that exceeded 150 miles. While commercialization of Vtols is probably at least 5 years away they potential of the technology is pretty amazing.





Sunday, July 11, 2021

Tesla PSD Beta V9 First Drive!


HyperChange


Tesla PSD Beta V9 First Drive!



Sunday, July 4, 2021

SAFE WALLET Tesla Model 3 Mounting Option

  

SAFE WALLET

Tesla Model 3 

Mounting Option

I recently published this story over on the BulletTrain BulletBlog and I am sharing it here as I think it is on-point. A friend of mine who is a Tesla Model 3 driver and I were recently having a conversation about how to best mount the new BulletTrain SAFE Wallet since we are both testing prototypes. I am testing a SAFE WALLET 12 Pro Max, and he is testing the BulletTrain SAFE Wallet 12 Pro model. We were contemplating if we could figure out a way to mound the SAFE WALLET so it can use a MagSafe mount, that could not only charge, but swivel back and forth from portrait to landscape.

BulletTrain SAFE Wallet 12 Pro Max magnetically attached in Tesla Model 3 Picture Above



I currently drive a Model S and a Model X, and have used two different types of mounts for holding my SAFE WALLET. Originally I used a holding mount with adjustable sides as seen in the photo below. Later on I moved to using a magnetic mount which is much easier, and works great as we have them positioned on the back of both front seas so the passengers in the second row can snap their phone against them and watch video on long drives having rotated their SAFE WALET from portrait to landscape. In all the above mentioned scenarios we use lightning cables to charge the phone.


BulletTrain SAFE Wallet X attached in Tesla Model X Pictured Above 
Running Beta version of upcoming BulletTrain Big Clock App


During my experimenting I came across the iPow magnetic car mount that uses a suction cup that attaches to the back of the center screen as seen below.


The image below shows a side view so we can observe how the iPow flexible magnetic arm attaches to the back of the Tesla Model 3 screen. I am fairly certain this will work well with the following Tesla Models which have landscape screens:

• Model 3
• Model Y
• Model S (Later 2021 models)
• Model X (Later 2021 models)
• Cyber Truck (2022) 






An important consideration when using this option is you ideally should rest the bottom of the SAFE WALLET on top of the Tesla screen. In this photo I have the iPhone rotated more to the left than the Tesla screen. In the photo below I am showing what it would look like with a black Apple lightning cable plugged into it for charging. This would be idea for watching videos (when parked), or using for Apple or Google Maps while driving. I recently used the Apple Maps App on my iPhone and I as blown away with how great it was!!!!




I watch a lot of YouTube videos (who doesn't!?!! :-) and when one ends you pretty much need to rotate the screen to landscape which is what I am showing below. In order to achieve this I pulled the iPhone slightly toward me, and had the back of the BulletTrain SAFE Wallet touching the Tesla screen to keep it stable for navigating when I touch the screen.




I ordered the new Tesla Model S, but it is not scheduled to be delivered until April of 2022 :-(

Once I take delivery I will update this story with whatever best solutions I come up with.


Friday, July 2, 2021

My Tesla Model S Long Term Review after 7 Years



My Tesla Background

Enjoying a 2015 Model S P85D

With the advent of the all-new refreshed 2021, I was inspired to write this article. I believe the new Tesla Model S Long Range is the best car ever made in history which we see below. 



The brand new 2021 Model S is pictured above and we see the timeless exterior design details have not changed very much. That being said, the interior has been completely redesigned and it is beyond AMAZING as seen below.



I have been driving a Tesla Model S P85D for seven years now and thought I would write this article to share my experience over the years. I am not only a highly experienced designer, but I am also a design fanatic of the highest order. I basically, eat, sleep and breath design, so this review offers my design-centric evaluation of the Tesla Model S design language and its evolution.

Back on September 1, 2013, a former employee of mine who went to work for Tesla called me on the phone and said: "Hey Jake! I am driving the new Tesla Model S Signature. Wanna grab some lunch and take it for a test drive?" This was the first time I ever drove a Model S and I was very impressed. 




I took the photo above and below on September 1, 2013 of the interior of the Tesla Model S I test drove. Back then the Model S had a feature where you could split the vertical screen into two sections as seen below. 



After we drove the 2013 Model S my friend asked, "So do you want to buy a Tesla Model S?" I said, "Nope. It's nice and absolutely fascinating but it's expensive and MUCH less refined than my Lexus LS 460 with about equal performance. Also, the seats are really uncomfortable and un-ergonomic. So I think it's a neat car, but I am not interested. Maybe in the future..."



My Lexus LS 460

In my opinion, when Tesla launched the first Model S back in June 2012, the Lexus LS 460 was unequivocally, by far and away the best car money could buy. It did 0-60MPH in 5.4 seconds which was good but NOT great. It was relativity smart and had a great Marc Levinson sound system with Bluetooth. Below is a photo of my 2007 Lexus LS 460 I traded in toward my 2015 Tesla Model S:


The interior on my Lexus LS 460 was superb in many ways and Tesla could still learn some things from it including LED roof lights, center and door armrests. Notice the Lexus the door map pockets are are expandable outward to they can hold more if need be. I think the colors of the interior on the 2007 LS 460 are still better than the Tesla. For instance the dash was brown instead of black, and the wood trim was amazing. 

Also, the shade of tan was really warm, luxurious and looked great. There was a tremendous amount of refinement with the interior lighting system. For instance, there were cabin lights that would ever so gently light the interior while driving at night so you could see well. Also, the center armrest and door armrests were the absolute most comfortable and luxurious with just the right amount of padding and they both lacked ANY unnecessary goofy visible stitching detail.



Below is a photo of the easily expandable cargo net system in my Lexus LS 460 that was brilliant for holding things like groceries so they would not roll around the trunk. The Tesla Model S Trunk has a sub-trunk that largely serves the same purpose to it might be unnecessary and redundant in the Model S, but a fascinating and innovative feature.



I believe the Lexus LS 460 was the best car money could buy until the advent of the Tesla Model S P85D, which completely clobbered the Lexus. Historically, Mercedes and BMW made the best sedans, until Lexus came along in 1990 and leapfrogged them in the same way Tesla Leapfrogged Lexus in late 2014 with the advent of the Tesla P85D. I believe Tesla has such a huge lead on all other manufactures today, that they will all be relegated to the garbage heap of the auto industry and rightfully so as the failed to act in the best interest of their customers and the environment. 

In other words—up until Tesla arrived—ALL cars incorporated heavy-duty planned obsolescence, which was a lame short-term strategy, and now it's simply too late for them catch-up to Tesla. I say, good riddance to bad rubbish...



My Model S P85D


For comparison sake I included images of my configuration I selected on TeslaMotors.com when I ordered my Tesla Model S P85D, which in many ways looked like my Lexus LS 460 I traded-in for it.





On October 10, 2014 I watched Elon Musk's keynote where he introduced the P85D (As seen below), which completely shocked and blew my mind!!! The P85D was the first high-performance all-wheel-drive version of the Tesla Model S and was basically the grandfather of the PLAID Model S.




Before the advent of the Tesla P85D I wanted to own 4 different cars: I wanted 

  • A Mercedes S-Class Sedan as a business/everyday car.
  • A Mercedes SL convertible which I thought looked really cool and featured the hardtop that would fold and retract into the trunk. 
  • A Range Rover Sport for taking up to the snow and off road. 
  • A Ferrari convertible as a high-performance sports car, which looked like a million bucks and was a radical exotic sports car. 

I also dreamed of having electric versions of these 4 vehicles for all the obvious benefits. 

The interesting thing is the Tesla Model S P85D was like all four of those vehicle combined into one car with the tremendous benefit of being electric—One car to rule them all—which was a MVP (Minimum Viable Product). It was a professional sedan with four doors, had an enormous sunroof that was like driving around in a convertible, and it featured 4 wheel drive that handles like a dream in rain & snow due to its super low center of gravity—while having better than Ferrari handling and performance.

Essentially, the Tesla P85D Model S checked everything I wanted in a car including:

  • 0-60 in 3.2 Seconds
  • Dual Motors
  • 4-Wheel Drive
  • 250 Miles of Range
  • Electric Car
  • Super-Comfortable Recaro Racing Seats
  • Largest Sunroof ever made
  • Super Timeless Design
  • Zero Maintenance Vehicle
  • Extremely low fuel cost
  • Best Looking Car Ever Made with 21' Rims and red brake calipers
  • NEVER having to go to another gas station again. When I had my Lexus LS460 I would regularly leave the house and end up late for meetings since I would forget I had to get gas. Once I went electric, I have never left my home without a full (tank) charge.

I went to my local Tesla dealer in Corte Madera, California and test drove this new Ferrari-beater and I instantly fell in love with it. After the test drive the salesman asked me what I thought? I said I loved it and was seriously thinking about buying one. 

The salesman could tell I was on the edge and said, "Why don't you come back and drive it again by yourself when you have time. When I showed up he gave me the keys and said enjoy yourself. I took the P85D on a test drive on the old highway 101 road that runs from downtown Corte Madera to Mill Valley which is the most amazing crazy curvy road for test driving a car. I pushed the car really hard all the way down the road and back, which was somewhat tiring as I kept trying to push the P85D to loose its composure, but it refused to concede in ANY way. The P85D was like 'Is that all you got bitch!?!!'

I was almost exhausted and overwhelmed with pushing the car so hard, but at the end of coming back, a voice in my head said 'Hey, this is the most amazing experience you have ever had driving a car, and like Elon said it's pretty much like having your own roller coaster. Why don't you take it for another lap back and forth, sissy boy!?!!" So that is exactly what I did, but the second time I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY pushed the performance envelope as I was committed to learn the boundaries of what it would take to get the P85D to lose its stately composure. 

I pushed it so hard, but no matter what I did it refused to do but drive perfectly. I mean it felt like the car was on rails. After the halfway point coming back I had to pull over and rest as the P85D was making me feel sick. I typically have a REALLY strong stomach, but the Tesla Model S P85D got me to capitulate as the gravity with the 0-60MPH occurred in 3.2 seconds. 

When I got back to the Tesla dealership I immediately ordered my favorite car which I still drive today! I took the photo below of my P85D in the San Francisco Marina not so long after I purchased it. 


2015 Photo of my Tesla Model S P85D in San Francisco Presidio in front of Sports Basement


For the record my P85D has been maintenance-free beside replacing several sets of tires, and the ONLY real expense I have had was the drivers side automatic door handle stopped working one day and Tesla send out an amazing technician to fix it which cost me $250. Oh, yeah. If you have a challenge with your Tesla, for most things they send out a mobile technician to fix it instead of you HAVING to bring your car in to the repair facility—talk about a smart convenience.

That's right, in 7 years of ownership my total cost maintenance was ZERO and my only repair cost has been $250, which works out to around $35 per year for the life of the vehicle!?!! Also the car has held up really well and largely drives like it did when it was new! Just to be clear, since the car is electric, there is no oil or transmission fluid to change, and no need for a tune-up...Just Tesla constantly updating the operating system and user interface, much like an iPhone.

Driving my Model S P85D really has been like I traveled 50 years into the future and got the best car made and brought it back to drive around today. My P85D Model S is like having my own land speeder (Think Star Wars :-), along with having my own personal roller coaster.

I was so impressed with the Tesla Model S, I took the money I would have paid outright for it and invested it in Tesla stock in the hopes it would potentially pay for the car itself as I was so blown away by Tesla's level of  innovation. Fast forward to today and the stock investment far more than paid for this amazing car!!! So the value proposition is kind of like buying a Rolex in that I have never owned a Rolex I haven't sold for more than I paid for it. One thing my Tesla Model S and Rolex watches I have owned have in common is they never cost me a penny and I basically got paid to own them!?!!

After I took delivery of my P85D seven years ago two things really stood out for me: One was how futuristic the car was, but at the same time there were a number of strange details missing I would have expected in such an expensive car ($145K), most of which were luxury refinements. I basically had a gaping laundry list of things I wanted, needed and expected in such and expensive luxury vehicle like air cooled seats and basic details you would find in the cheapest Toyota made like side door map pockets, many of which have FINALLY (Praise the Sweet Lord!!!!!!) made it into the new Model S!!! Yes I waited patiently for 7 years, but it appears like it was very much worth the wait...

On a side note, I believe the primary reason why it took Tesla so long to address and fix these design feature issues in the Model S was because they have been so overwhelmed for years with getting the Model 3, Model Y and Cyber Truck into production. It is a complete miracle—if you think about it—Tesla is still even in business, as they are the ONLY successful American car company to not go out of business over the past 100 years!


Massive Interior Improvements

When I purchased my P85D there were some serious design oversights, which of course I recognize as I am a hardcore designer, and I brought this to Elon's attention. In Particular, the lack of interior storage struck me as being really strange as Elon had touted to then Governor Shwarzenneger how much storage capacity the Model S had when the rear seats were down. Elon said "It's amazing how much storage the back of the Model S has. You can fit a 55' flat screen TV in the back along with a mountain bike and surfboard—all at the same time!"

When I took delivery of my P85D seven years ago, I was shocked at how little useful storage capacity the car had!?!! I mean I was completely dumfounded! My car had no center storage console, no map storage pockets, and the only place I could store my iPhone and glasses was in the small open bin under the big centered portrait screen as seen below (not my car, but same center console). 



So when I would accelerate quickly my phone and sunglasses would shoot out of the opening and crash into the hard plastic center console. I complained to Elon and said, "Essentially, I want storage like in a pair of cargo pants, but you have essentially made a nonsensical pair of pants with no pockets." As a good faith gesture, Tesla gave me a free optional center console which was much better but still it left a lot to be desired. If we compare and contrast the 2015 Model S interior pictured above to the refreshed 2021 Tesla interior seen below it is ab absolute night and day improvement.






My 2014 P85D Review

So I have an interesting addition to this story. It's a review I wrote back in 2014 just after having purchased my P85D Model S which I think offers fascinating historical insight into the advent of the Performance Model S.


My Tesla Model S P85D in early 2015 with YETI SBC 5 Mountain Bike 

@ China Camp in Marin County, California


Wanna know what it was like to be Elvis back in the day? Drive a Tesla Model S P85D, and you'll see. You'll suddenly be the King! Strangers will smile at you in awe, and people will randomly scream at you in applause. 


It's not Germanic 

or Teutonic 

—its Bionic

As an American, I always wanted to own an American car, but they were all complete junk. I mean total crap, shit, garbage! Not only does the Tesla Model S not feel like an American car, it does not feel like a European car, or Japanese car. It feels like an Alien car from another dimension or universe. It is otherworldly, and does not feel like it was made anywhere on earth. The reality is that it is a Californian car, or to be specific, a Silicon Valley car, which has very little in common with most American cars.

The difference between the Tesla and gasoline cars is like comparing a Solid State Drive to a spinning disk drive. The spinning drive is loud, and inefficient with way to many moving parts. The solid state drive is completely silent, with no moving parts. It is also much, much faster, and uses much less energy since it is so efficient.

Basically, all gas ICE cars are analog, and the Tesla is purely digital. It’s like the difference between an original Sony Walkman from the 1980s and an iPhone today.

Driving the P85D feels like you are operating in a different dimension. Like everybody else is moving at normal speed, and you are able to move much faster, like you are bionic—like the 6 Million dollar man. The P85D drives like Michael Jordan played basketball.

It’s like the difference between watching TV in 1976 v. watching Apple TV today, in the sense the Apple TV has no commercials with radically increased resolution on a much larger screen.

The P85D is certainly a Wolf in sheeps clothing and makes everything that came before it look like a complete joke. 

Global warming and Carbon Monoxide poisoning are a serious issue. Car exhaust gives off serious carbon fumes that are highly toxic and poisonous. If you don’t believe me, park you car in a garage and let it run for an hour while you breath in the exhaust, then tell me you don’t understand what you are pumping into the earths atmosphere every time you drive a car. Then try the same experiment with an electric car, and you won’t notice a thing. Actually, don't conduct this experiment because you would die from the toxic poisoning with the ICE vehicle in the garage.

Why don’t most people notice this? Because out-of-sight-is-out-of-mind. I’ll draw an analogy. If you sleep in a room, underneath a mosquito net which effectively stop a mosquito from entering the net you will be fine and won’t notice the mosquito. If you were to sleep underneath a mosquito net, and place a mosquito inside the net, you will notice for sure the next morning. This is akin to placing yourself in a closed garage with a car running, v. one running outdoors on the road.

The advent of the Model S P85D is so profound! In my opinion future generations will refer to automobile innovation epochs as "Before Tesla & After Tesla."

When someone hears the growl of a Jaguar car behind them, primal instinct kicks in as if a giant jungle cat is about to devour them.  When somebody drives by a large growling motorcycle or in a Ferrari 458 Italia, the message they're sending is watch out the king cat is coming through—get out my way. I'm a force to be reckoned with bitches!!!

It's ironic the most super silent, 21st century ninja of automobiles—the Tesla P85D—can outperform the most powerful, loudest, most earthshaking engines. You constantly see men driving down the street in sports cars like Ferrari's and Porsches or on Harley Davidson motorcycles with engines growling really, really loud to show how powerful and masculine they are. With a tesla it's ninja stealth silent—with no growl,—no nothing, yet it'll blow anything else out of the water. 

Tesla Model S P85D is completely antithetical to this silly, primitive, obsolete loudness equals performance paradigm. And therein lies its true beauty. In this otherworldly paradigm the library is far more interesting and powerful than the heavy metal concert.

Owning and driving my new P85D feels like I went in a time machine 50 years in the future and brought back a state of the art car from 2055, and am driving it today on the Streets of San Francisco. 

Tesla has leapfrogged all their competition the same way that Toyota did with the introduction of the Lexus LS 400 back in the early 1990s.

My single favorite benefit of owning an electric Tesla is I NEVER have to go to a gas station ever again and I don't ever need to do time-wasting oil changes–ever! When I had a gas car, I would often be running late for a meeting and look down and realize I was low on gas and had to stop and waste 5-10 minutes refilling in a gas station while breathing in toxic petrol fumes. Those days are now thankfully gone. When I leave home everyday now, I leave with a full tank so I never have to worry about going to a gas station ever again.

The P85D features amazing fuel economy of 89 miles per gallon gasoline equivalent!!! This means that if I normally pay $4 for a gallon of gas to go 20 miles, with electric I can travel the same 89 miles for less than a $1!!!!

Tesla is both a car company and a tech company and it’s almost like you are flying instead of driving..The P85D Model S is stealth quiet, like the scene in the Godfather part 3, where Andy Garcia slowly drives the limo from the Atlantic City hotel meeting out of the parking garage...



To the Batmobile Robin! 

Turbines to full thrust 

A Real Batmobile

The P85D has lightning fast reflexes, like Bruce Lee (seemingly Superhuman, but real) and feels like you are getting in the cockpit of a jet-fighter, or a Star Wars X-Wing. The P85D has magical performance, yet it's super easy to drive. 

I remember when I saw the first Spider Man movie, thinking, 'Wow, it would be so cool to have some super-human traits that nobody else has, and that is how the P85D feels, but it is real. It makes you feel like you are driving some kind of magical science-fiction rocketship, but it is real..."

The P85D features a single speed gearbox and the Tesla vehicle has something like only 10 moving parts and four of those are window lifts and a sunroof open-close mechanism. The Tesla has an AC induction motor with no brushes which equates to very little wear. As a result, Tesla's require far less maintenance due to their lack of moving parts.

Compare that with a standard ICE (Internal Combustion Engine) vehicle that has over 2000 moving parts with its cams, cranks, pistons, multi-speed gearbox, valves, belts, etc. The supreme irony is ICE vehicle manufactures have their engineers figure out how to make parts that are likely to fail just after the warranty period so they can sell you replacement parts and service which is a form of planned obsolescence and is a crime against humanity.

Also, if somebody hits you in a Tesla, the Tesla Skateboard structure is like somebody driving into a brick wall...

Here is are bullet points for great features:

  • Perfect 50/50 weight distribution because of battery packs. 
  • Sublime, Low key, kind of anonymous look, that is always silent. (Wolf in Sheep's clothing) 
  • Elegant, Aerodynamic looking car, with very low drag coefficient. 
  • Cool Rear Side Mirrors. 
  • Pop-out aerodynamic door handles that disappear into car, are super elegant and cool. 
  • Black glass roof panel provides interior ambience, and looks really cool.
  • Features enormous cargo capacity with Hatchback, rear fold-down seats, and front trunk. 
  • Can install EchoHitch for only $160 if Rack n Road installs it. 
  • The Tesla S is basically an iPhone 6 Plus, since it can be so highly customized, unlike any other car made. 
  • Radical space-saving design, just like the BulletTrain SAFE Wallet. With motor between the wheels, there is no need for a driveshaft, fuel tank, or transmission. This gives the car a flat floor, and makes for massive storage ability. 
  • Can drive 7 people, with 2 kids seats in the back… 
  • Only 3 moving parts (AC induction motor invented by Nicolas Tesla). Nearly 3 times more efficient than a combustion engine. Rear motor connects directly to the rear wheels and does not need a transmission. The entire drive unit is smaller than a golf bag… 
  • Instant torque, like turning on a light switch… 
  • No toxic fumes in the garage, or anywhere else. 
  • Zero Emission, Zero Noise, Zero Fumes, Zero Dirt, Zero Heat, Zero Gasoline, Super Clean and Super Quiet.
  • As much a computer as it is a car.
  • First American Car I have ever considered owning. If you think about this for second, it is really profound that this car is made in the USA. You have always wanted an American car, but really this is a California car.
  • Chicks obviously dig it. I had a woman follow me and flirt with me just admiring the P85D.
  • Very Cool, in a Back To The Future, 1980s, progressive kind of way. Very Beverly Hills. Very iPhone-like.
  • Super GQ
  • Has a Steve McQueen-like energy!!!
  • Upcoming blind spot indicator is amazing!!!

I could not be more exited and it will be interesting to see how the P85D holds up...


Looking in The Rear View Mirror

So if we fast forward 7 years later to today, my P85D has been maintenance free and my only expense was replacing the drivers door handle for $250. Also, I have gone through several sets of 21" tires, and I realized soon after I started driving the Model S P85D that I should have saved $5,000 and gone with the 19 inch wheels. If I had done that and invested the $5,000 savings in Tesla stock today it would be worth around $30,000. Not to mention I would have saved another $1500 or so on new wheel cost.



Original Pro Con List for P85D

If you've made it this far in the article, you are probably a bit OCD like me :-) As a designer, I tend to pay a tremendous amount of attention to analytical information. I went digging through my personal archives and am sharing for the first time my Pro-Con list for how I decided to replace my Flagship Lexus LS 460 with a Tesla Model S P85D.

Let me begin by saying I have always been on a quest for the best with everything in my life—especially with a car. Back in 2014 I had been driving a Lexus LS 460 which at the time was the best car made. That was until the advent of the Tesla P85D. Below are screen shots I got from the configurator on Tesla.com that I used to build/choose my P85D.




I put together the following Pro/Con list after first test driving the P85D:

Pros

  • Most Revolutionary Car In History!!!! Reinvention of the Automobile. Disruptive Technology. Game changer. 
  • It really is like owning a REAL Bat-mobile…Very James Bond.
  • Extremely Competent & Supremely confident car...
  • Very Stealth looking.
  • Ultra Modern Looks. 
  • Ultra Modern State-of-the-Art-Design: Tesla is THE Brand.
  • Environmentally Great: Made in Northern California (Profound). 
  • Great for BulletTrain image. CEO Drives Tesla. 
  • Bold declarative statement. (Forward Thinking)
  • Very Good Looking. Handsome!
  • Silicon Valley Status Symbol. It’s like “You have arrived."
  • Very high-end Northern California mindset.
  • If the Lexus LS 460 was the car for smart people, the Tesla is for Super-Smart people.
  • In many ways it’s like a the Lexus LS of the 21st century. Lexus dropped the innovation ball and Tesla picked it up!?!! 
  • 2 Trunks. Rear Hatchback and Frunk.
  • Pairs with iPhone for Music!!! + Killer Address Book and iPhone integration. + Calendar Integration
  • Can be Opened and Started with iPhone!!!! 
  • Elon Musk and Tesla keep publishing firmware updates to keep everything state-of-the-art. 
  • Most thoughtful car design, perhaps in history. 
  • Has really great curves, like a good-looking woman. At the same time it is really sculpted and masculine. 
  • No more gas stations, or gas expenses. 
  • Free Electricity for life. 
  • No Maintenance. 
  • Super-Clean and uncluttered interior. No Buttons, like an iPhone 6 Plus. Like Magic. 
  • Can Drive in carpool lanes. 
  • Super Safe. (Safest car made)
  • 97% Lightweight Aluminum Body (Strong power to weight ratio, which helps increase performance, rigidity and range).
  • Super fast (0-60 in 3.1 is a dream!)
  • 4-Wheel Drive (Squaw Valley Lodge Dream) No Chains in Tahoe. 
  • Handles like a dream. It is like it is on rails. 
  • Amazing Handling due to battery compartment/low center of gravity. 
  • Incredible ceramic Brembo brakes. 
  • Amazing resales value/low depreciation? 
  • Made in USA 
  • Amazing warranty. 4 Year, 50,000 mile. 
  • Save time from not having to go to gas stations 
  • Huge LED LDC Display with Browser.

This car could really kind of simplify your life. Particularly if:

1. You can get it now instead of waiting a year to get the Mercedes S-Class.

2. If it also replaces an SL Mercedes. I think that after having 0-60 in 3.2, it would be hard to drive anything else. So basically, it is a true Sports Car, Sedan and 4WD all-in-one, and with the huge sunroof, it is kind of like having a convertible. Also, with the huge hatchback, it is like having an SUV, as far as cargo capacity. Plus if you get it now, you don’t have to wait anymore for an SL and S-Class…and it would be less than half as much money. 

3. If you really think about it, the Tesla is low like a sports car, but also offers a sedan, so it is the best of both worlds in one. 


Compared to LS 460

  • Better turning radius than Lexus
  • Lexus weights 4244 pounds and Tesla weights 4633 pounds.
  • Length: Lexus 198. Tesla 196.
  • Width: Lexus 73.8. Tesla 77.3
  • Height: Lexus 4ft 10.1 in, Tesla 4ft 8.5 in.
  • Max Cargo Space: Lexus 18 cubic feet. Tesla 26.3 cubic feet.
  • Max Cargo Capacity: Lexus 18cu feet. Tesla 63.4 cu feet.
  • Wheel Base: Lexus 116.9. Tesla 116.5 in.
  • Ground Clearance: Lexus 6.1, Tesla 6in.
  • Front Head Room: Lexus 38in, Tesla 38.8in.
  • Drag Coefficient: Lexus .26cd, Tesla .24cd. Con
  • No air-conditioned seats, so you perspire
  • Seats are not as comfortable as on LS, but they are made by Recaro and are very supportive with excellent lumbar support.
  • Arm ledge and Arm rest are hard and NOT comfortable or luxurious like in the Lexus.
  • Arm rest has stitching on top of it, and can move back and forth by mistake when you have your elbow on it.
  • Expensive
  • No Sunglass Holder [Can put sunglasses in optional center console]
  • Dinky Sunshades without lights (seem cheap) -Insurance could be much more expensive because of 0-60 in 3.2 seconds.
  • No center console for storage. (must pay extra).
  • First gen, lacks some refinement. What if they come out with CarPlay from Apple, or new batteries that last twice as long? [I think the bottom line on this issue, is that in 3-5 years, you can always trade it in for whatever takes its place. Even if you had to get stuck with it for life, it would be a great car]
  • Might be a little more dangerous, since it is so fast. But it is very easy to control and drive.
  • Range anxiety?
  • Shitty Browser.
  • Is missing Luxury. I want the padded armrest, and massager seats. Could and should be more comfortable.
  • Financial Info: -$132K? $122 after Federal Tax Credit of $7500 and California Incentive of $2500. 
  • Loan is $1,816 per month with a down payment of $3,828. 
  • Lease is $1,925 per month, which is weird that it is more than loan? 
  • Registration, which would be around $18,000!!!!!
  • Comes with 4 year, 50,000 mile warranty, and 8 year, unlimited warranty on battery and drive unit.
  • Dual charger cost $1500 extra.
  • Recharge.com + Plugshare.com
  • It takes 4.5 hours with the supercharger.
  • A standard 240v 50amps dedicated. takes 9 hours to charge with that .9 hours for standard 240. 4.5 hours for 120. 
  • 110 takes 3-4 miles of charge per hour plugged in. 91 hours to fully charge the car.
  • Phone runs over 3G
  • Federal Tax Credit applies in the year you take delivery.
  • California gives you a check for $2500.
  • Feedback@Tesla.com will offer you insight on why the seats are not air conditioned, and if it is coming.
  • 3G Data is free and included for maps for 4 years. Maps, software updates. Surfing. Internet Radio.
  • If you charge from 11pm to 5am, so it could cost $5 to charge the car. If you contact PGE, and get a separate meter, you can get special EV rates. Peak rates are around $10 per full charge.
  • Is next generation cruise control. 
  • $2500 for rear end seat, not retrofittable.
  • 5.4 out of 5 from National Highway Transportation Safety Administration.
  • Built with Aerospace design. Cast and aluminum extrusion makes it so safe.
  • A machine that tested it got broken when trying to crush the Tesla.
  • Is it 50/50 balance. It does on the P85D.
  • Air Suspension? Can raise the car up and down. 
  • Only 4 Tesla vehicles have been stolen to date.
  • With the app you can see who is driving the car, and where it is located, and speed.
  • Car can be pinged by wifi. 
  • 43 to 50% buyback after 3 years.
  • $1500 for dual charger, if you want to add it later it cost $3600
  • Twin chargers only work at home, and charge at home twice as fast, but no faster on the Tesla Superchargers.
  • The have chargers every 120 miles on the 101 and most roads.
  • Will have supercharges in Corte Madera. 
  • Slacker is like Pandora. Included for first years.
  • Brakes last forever due to the regenerative braking which creates very little wear.
  • Has hill holding feature with brakes…
  • 89MPG equivalent.
  • Lithium Ion Batteries are used in the Tesla.
  • The Batteries are DC, and the motor is AC (alternating current)
  • Uses Mercedes gear shift selector, turning signal stalk, wipers control, cruise control, windshield wiper control, 
  • Very Simple Car…

Thursday, July 1, 2021

Tesla Plaid Delivery, Protection + Performance


Tesla Plaid Delivery

Protection + Performance 

Tesla are the SAFEST CARS EVER Made.


Safest Cars Ever Made


It is a fact that the Tesla Model S, 3, X & Y models are the safest cars every made in history. When the National Highway & Transportation Association (NHTA) tested the Model S for what it took to get it to roll over, no mater what they tried they could NOT get it to role over which was the first vehicle in their testing history they could not get to roll over. This was due to the Model S having such an unusually low center of gravity. 

Transparent Safety View of 2021 Model S

So the NHTA decided they would subject the Tesla Model S to the crush test which basically works like a garbage compactor, but the Model S was so strong it ended up breaking the NHTA crush testing machine. This is because the Model S uses special bolts and aerospace construction techniques including cast and aluminum extrusion developed by Elon Musk's SPACE X which makes it remarkably strong and safe. 

So why exactly are all Tesla models so much safer than any other cars ever made? It has much to do with the Tesla Chassis structure which is commonly referred to as The Skateboard which is pictured below. The image below is of the all-new Model S Plaid Skateboard. The large rectangular portion of the skateboard is essentially stronger than a brick wall in the sense it features somewhere around Seven Thousand 18650 batteries sandwiched between reinforced aluminum panels.


If an accident occurs and a car jackknifes the Tesla, meaning it hits it from the side, the car that hits the Tesla can't go through it and will essentially bounce off it. Contrast this with a standard ICE vehicle which has a week chassis structure that is made up of a hollow chassis and if it gets hit from the side, the car hitting it can basically go through and T-Bone it as we see in the photos below of the vehicle famous Author David Halberstam was killed in. 


David was sitting in the front passenger seat on April 23, 2007 as the Toyota Corolla was driving thought Menlo Park in California, on his way to Mountain View to talk with legendary NFL Quarterback, Frank Gifford when his car was hit from the side when a graduate student from Berkely made a left turn from a controlled lane, against a red light. David died immediately of internal injuries at the scene. I understand this is gruesome but my point is if the identical accident impact occurred today and the offending car hit ANY Tesla, the very likely outcome would be the passenger would not suffer any damage beyond perhaps whiplash.

The recent photo below shows a Tesla Model 3 that drove off a cliff and all 4 passengers fortunately were able to climb out of the car and walk away uninjured. Tesla and Elon Musk take safety VERY SERIOUSLY. I remember in the old days Volvo had a reputation for making the Safest cars. Today, Tesla has surpassed Volvo by a long-shot in safety, and everything else for that matter. If you think Tesla's are expensive, safety is one of the great reasons why they are and isn't your life/health or the life of your loved ones worth it?


I saw a recent Tesla Patent Application that features an even newer more innovative crumple zone construction that is mind-blowing so it is great to know that Tesla is not resting on its laurels when it comes to safety.

Congratulations if you made it to the end of this article. In the future I might update it but for now I am very impressed with the all-new Model S and can't wait to purchase one...

Sunday, May 9, 2021

CyberTruck in New York City


CyberTruck in New York City


Thursday, April 15, 2021

All Electric New Mercedes S-Class EQS Delivered Stillborn

 

All Electric

New Mercedes S-Class EQS 

'Dead-on-Arrival'

Many people have been talking about how the competition is coming to crush Tesla. To date, every potential competitor failed miserably including the Jaguar, iPace along with so many others. In my opinion the company that posed the greatest threat was Mercedes-Benz. Back in October of 2019 I published a story on RolexMagazine.com about the upcoming 'Super-Cool' Mercedes-Benz EQS. We see the Mercedes EQS "Concept Car" as it was presented two years ago and it was AMAZING looking!!!!!



Today, Mercedes finally unveiled the new EQS production prototype and it could not be more disappointing as seen below. I can't even begin to put into works how disappointing the final design is. It NEVER ceases to amaze me how many companies show off a cool concept then deliver something terrible. I think if the production Mercedes looked identical to the concept it would have given the Tesla Models S a run for its money, but instead Mercedes failed terribly and looks like a Ford Taurus had a baby with the original EQS Concept car!?!!


WTF Mercedes !?!!



I've been saying since before the launch of the Tesla Cyber Truck that Tesla has the entire automotive industry in check-mate and now I can confirm that the only real hope for competition completely failed. I can't believe how ugly this car is, and I can't believe I am saying this but its design language looks like some kind of weird American Car design.

The new 2021 Plaid Tesla Model S is pictured below, which is largely based upon a 9 year old Model S design that received a facelift and wider hips and it is beyond timeless.



MKBHD posted this review of the interior of the new Mercedes EQS interior. Mercedes showcased the car initially with camouflage on the front and rear of the car which was a stupid waste of everybody's time, but after seeing is without the camo I now see why...


The Mercedes 'S Class' used to be the defacto car of wealthy leaders until the Tesla Model S came along and started radically capturing market share from Mercedes. In other words, people who used to drive Mercedes S Class models stopped buying them and bought switched to purchasing Tesla Model S. So the Mercedes EQS is designed to compete squarely against the Tesla Model S, and I think Mercedes failed miserably. Why? Mercedes copied MANY elements from the Tesla Model S, but in my opinion made it WAY TOO COMPLICATED, with WAY to many buttons and options as you will see in the video below:


Mercedes failure to genuinely innovate and simplify is making the former nameplate to continue to become passé. In my opinion as a designer, Mercedes needs to quickly transition and streamline the brand into the EV space and quickly exit the ICE business. Also, Mercedes needs to get rid of AMG, and having rice rockets is super cheesy. Just like Tesla's Model S, Mercedes S Class should offer one vehicle that has all the features, with two or three different levels of battery and performance. NOT eight zillion different options that confuse customers to death...




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